Sunday, March 15, 2009 11:24 AM

This was by farrrr, the most epic fail wedding I have been to in my entire life! Nothing went the way it was supposed to work out, and I was friggen laughing throughout the whole thing!

Ok first off, how many times do you see the grooms mother trip over a cord while trying to get on stage..? I mean that was pretty sad and funny (mostly funny), and what makes it more sad, was then when she got onstage, she forgot half the speech she was supposed to give to the groom and bride.. Now seriously that sucks having your mom forget a speech she was going to give to you and your wife, come on now! Second, if this is a half asian/white wedding, I really doubt playing Soulja Boy and LOW, would be any appropriate lol.. Especially if there are a bunch of lil white kids in the room, and you see some nasty couple on stage getting low.. Well IDK about you, but if I were those kids I'd get pretty scarred for life! Third, you all know how in every wedding, the bride or groom shoots the top of a champagne bottle or w/e? To those of you who will get married in the future, IF YOU'RE THE GROOM, DON'T BE STUPID AND SHOOT IT INTO THE CAKE! That's a serious downer seeing a massive hole in your cake, and believe me, that thing looked expensive too! Fourth, if you are drunk, PLEASE do not go on stage and start singing!! I swear they were singing some song that idk what it's called, but I knew how it went, and trusttttt me, it does NOT sound like the way they were singing it! First off, it sounded as though they were singing while having sex, and it sounded as though they were gonna puke any moment! And lastly, when the bride throws up her bouquet, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TURN INTO A MMA MATCH! You would see a bunch of single ladies pretty much rampaging for the lil flower thing, and I don't think I'm exaggerating when I thought I saw some girl throw a punch or something. Seriously I didn't even see the flower until like 5 mins later!

Overall, that was a pretty entertaining wedding I must say. IDK ABOUT YOU PEOPLE, BUT THAT WOULD SUCK HAVING A WEDDING LIKE THAT! No wonder at the end the bride and groom didn't look happy LOL!

-Brandon ^^